January 4, 2009
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Coors Light and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a
$20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘so does 24 cans of Coors Light and its half the
price.’
On the PA system: ‘Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’
September 26, 2008
THE POWER OF A WOMAN
FBI JOB OPENING
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background check interviews and testing were done,there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him glock.
‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . Kill her!!’
The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.’
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the glock and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’
The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes.
Take your wife home.’
Finally, it was the woman’s turn.. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the glock and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. ‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she screamed!!!
‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’
MORAL: Women…..are crazy. LOL……….Don’t mess with them.
